The husband puts the phone down and heads back to bed.
On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one…
These three sons compete over who got their mother the best present
Years later, they get back together to discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother for her 90th Birthday. The first said, “I built…
Cookie Thief Stor
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait for a long time, she…
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets…
Guy gets even with his wife in a crazy way
One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t…
Funny Joke – The Bride’s Only Condition
A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. “I’ll be home when I want, if…
Couple in Court
Advocate to lady : You were saying that your husband left you after 1 year of marriage… but you have 3kid… How come ? Lady : yes,…
A woman decides to tidy up her husband’s
A woman decides to tidy up her husband’s closet and hidden in a corner at the bottom of everything she finds 4 eggs and a nice wad…
Ted and his wife were working in their garden
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I…